If someone takes me to build-a-bear for a date, I will love them forever.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Might be a challenge if you’ve been drinking
me on my way to deliver a kiss to u
Still now I can feel his fingers,
tracing sweet promises on the small of my back
raising mountain ranges of goosebumps from up under my skin
Still he rests in my head like a child in its mother’s arms
so naturally it is almost as if the world spent millions of years
cooking under the sun and stars
just to make this very feeling, in this very moment
dance across our sleepy lids and kiss us both goodnight
- (via enemaroberts)